What is the difference between …

What is the difference between a large pizza and a professional poker player?
The large pizza can feed a family of four.

What is the difference between prayer in a church and at the poker table?
At the poker table you really mean it.

What is the difference between a poker player and a dog?
The dog will eventually stop whining.

What is the difference between a professional poker player and God?
God doesn’t think He’s a professional poker player.

Got any more? I want to hear them!

One Response to “What is the difference between …”

  1. Tania says:

    Ugh, I liked! So clear and positively.
    Have a nice day